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About the Game

Waddle, wobble, flail and fling your way to the culinary top lest you sink to the intestines of your new eldritch rulers!



A deliciously dark but cozy Victorian town, beset by emerging eldritch beings. The only way to keep your sanity and the flesh encasing it, is to prove your worth to them. After all, a near endless slumber goes hand in hand with an endless appetite. Better to be serving the food, than served as food.



What makes PPP different to other rag doll games? In PPP story and atmosphere matter just as much as being knocked on your jelly like buttocks!



Take things slow and explore with our free climbing system, or kick things up a notch with frantic mini-games. The choice of pace is yours, but rest assured, the eldritch beings are rising and will need sustenance. To progress in your culinary course to the top, you'll need to demonstrate your mastery of a myriad of dishes before a panel of selected culinary critics who will ensure only the best dishes make it to their master's lips.

• Disperse your disgusting delicacies to the townsfolk, human and... otherwise.
  
• Take part in frantic mini-games to access new ingredients, hats and the respect of the Old One's.
  
• Venture into every sordid nook and cranny of a Victorian town to source all the foul and fetid ingredients you need.
  
• Demonstrate your culinary skills before a panel of the most esteemed trans-dimensional culinary emissaries to engender yourself to the new Gods.
  
• Upgrade and purchase new equipment to pull in all sorts and shapes of punters.

Bring a friend to dinner with local co-op. After all, how could two chefs spoil the broth?